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Emu Rips German Policeman's Trousers Off...

Trouser Attack

According to a report we have seen on Ananova, police were called recently when an Emu began pestering people in a park in Kaarst, in the west of Germany.

But, when a policeman tried to apprehend the bird, it violently pecked at his trousers, pulling them off.

The next day, this time in Wallduern in southwestern Germany, a 3 foot-tall red and green parrot is said to have ripped the arm off the jacket of a policemen while he was attempting to arrest it.

Police are searching for the owners of the birds.


5th December 2006

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