to reports we have seen on Yahoo News, as reported by Associated
Press, a 33 year-old man* from Pittsburgh, USA, has been
arrested by police for carrying a concealed weapon.
suspect was naked when the police found him. He was believed
to have been masturbating.
the nude suspect was asked if he was carrying anything 'the
police should know about' (presumably with a straight face)
the man told police he had a concealed weapon up his rectum.
then drew their guns on the naked man while he removed a
6 inch metal 'awl' wrapped in black electrical tape from
him into jail for parole violations, indecent exposure and
one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.
has a policy of not publishing the names of suspects before
they have been convicted in the courts.)