47 year-old woman (who we will not name because she hasn't been convicted in a
court yet*) broke into a house in the early hours of 11th June 2006.
man and woman living there were roused by the sound of their dog's barks. They
went to find a woman, whom they did not know, armed with a pooper scooper and
a pair of scissors.
5ft tall intruder threatened to kill the couple, and then started to hit them
with the pooper scooper.
man tried to eject the pooper scoopette out of his home, but she resisted so he
threw her down the stairs into the basement.
the police arrived they had to taser the woman, before five officers could subdue
her enough to arrest her...
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are convicted. In our real funny news section we will try to never reveal the
name, or identity, of anyone involved in a case who has not been convicted properly
in a court of law. After
they are properly convicted we will use the name.