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All You Can Drink Martini Party In An Art Museum, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Martini Mayhem

Milwaukee Art Museum, USA: Radio station Clear Channel held an all-you-can-drink Martinifest for the bargain price of $30 in this popular art museum.

But the party soon degenerated into a drunken riot with revelers passing out, vomiting, shoving each other, and then four young men climbed onto a tall bronze sculpture named Standing Woman, by 20th-century American artist Gaston Lachaise.

Laura Collins, 35, told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

"They were standing on it, grabbing the boobs, and somebody was just taking pictures with a cell phone."

The museum has reviewed its policy on holding parties following this event.

The station manager at Clear Channel is said to be reviewing the price of the tickets, which he describes as being 'too cheap'.

Story seen on Ananova, 1st March 2006

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