world's uncoolest hairstyle was patented in the USA in 1977, it has been revealed
combover, defined in the patent application abstract as:
method of styling hair to cover partial baldness using only the hair on a person's
head. The hair styling requires dividing a person's hair into three sections and
carefully folding one section over another."
US patent number 4,022,227, was filed on Dec 23, 1975.
image, below, is taken from the patent which describes how to perform the
patented combover technique:
presumably, the slap heads who scrape their hair over like this now owe the patent
owners some money...
based on link found on fark.com
seen 27 May 2005.