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Car Theft Tip Number 1: Make Sure The Car You Steal Has Brakes Fitted

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Russia, southern Moscow: A 24-year-old thief made a quick getaway from a garage.

He stole a Nissan Primera, but what he didn't know was the car that he stole had no brakes fitted.

He later told police that he had watched as the car was given a paint re-spray and, when they left the keys in the ignition, he made his move.

But the get-a-way was a soon brought-to-a-stop.

Witnesses told police they saw the car sail through traffic lights before hitting another car.

He will be charged with theft.

Story seen on Ananova 1st December 2005

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