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Keira Knightley: A Few Of My Favorite Swear Words

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Nominated for tabloid non-story of the month.

According to the New York Post, Keira Knightley says that she likes to swear.

The star, 20, says that 'Bollocks' is her favorite word.

Ananova reports that her other favorite swear word is t**s which we assume is tits and we would love to know how she uses it.

She goes on:

"Oh and cunt (c**t) is a good one, too. I'm really not very tough. I'm a wimp, in fact. But, I do like to swear a lot."

Knightley also told the tabloid:

"I'm OK with nudity or sex in a film, as long as it's done well."

Fuck.

13th October 2005.

 
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