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Marilyn Manson To Release Own Fragrance, Cosmetics

From moshe pit to arm pits...?

Shock rocker Marilyn Manson is to release his own fragrance, according to Women's Wear Daily, reported on Ananova.

The smellies line is to be available in the shops and grunge pits early 2006.

Marilyn told reporters:

"I'm in the final stages with one of the major companies."

A full range of Manson cosmetics could be in the shops next year.

Manson told reporters that he was "inspired by the Dali-Schiaparelli collaborations"...

...whatever that means...


13th October 2005.

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