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1000 Funniest Names Revealed

Top Ten List...
The Cornwall County Record Office have compiled a list of the 1000 funniest names from their archives, and the results are painful.

Below is our top ten best names from the list.

10
Offspring Gurney
9
Fozzitt Bonds
8
Charity Chilly
7
Susan Booze
6
Abraham Thunderwolff
5
Obedience Ginger
4
Boadicea Basher
3
Truth Bullock
2
Philadelphia Bunnyface
1
Faithful Cock

It could probably have been worse. Faithful Bunnyface? Charity Cock? or what about Boadicea Basher-Bullock.

Some entertaining marriages are noted in the list, too:

Nicholas Bone and Priscilla Skin married in 1636

Charles Swine married Jane Ham in 1711

John Mutton and Ann Veale tied the knot in 1791

Richard Dinner married Mary Cook in 1802

There was even a guy called Levi Jeans who got married in Padstow, Cornwall, in 1797.

13th September 2005.

 
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