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93 Year Old Granny, With Grip Of Iron, Grabs Intruder By Testicles

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A 93-year-old Lithuanian woman, with hands hardened by years of milking goats, fought back when two men broke into her property by grabbing one of them where it hurts most.

Soja Popova was thrown to the ground when two robbers pushed through a door she had opened.

But she recovered and grabbed one of the men in the privates, squeezing "with all my force as hard as I could".

She told police:

"He started screaming like an animal and his friend was trying to pull him free, but I have a grip like iron."

Neighbors heard the man's screams of agony and his friend's frantic calls for the woman to let go, and called the police.

The two men escaped through a bedroom window and were then stopped in the street where a police car had arrived to take one man to jail, and the other to hospital.

A police spokesman said:

"They would not have got far, one of them could hardly walk and seemed pleased when he saw the police car. He demanded that he be taken to hospital because he was in so much pain."

20th August 2005.

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