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  <description>Funny original satire for the whole world. </description>
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   <title>What Is the Strangest Weapon You Have Ever Used In A Fight?</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/05/StrangeWeapons.htm</link>
   <description>&quot;I once started a street fight with one of those cold blocks you put in a cooler box to keep it cold. Luckily I quickly managed to overcome my opponent and my cooler box contents never warmed up!&quot;
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   <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:26:34 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>New 'Blow' In Campaign For Equal Women Topless Rights With Men</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/05/WomenTopless.htm</link>
   <description>The Breasts Across The World campaign, an attempt to obtain for women equal toplessness rights with men, was dealt a new blow last night after its female joint founder was sent to prison for walking topless in public.</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 09:02:54 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Summer Straight To Bargain Basement DVD Blockbusters You Don't Want To Miss...</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/05/SummerBlockbusters.htm</link>
   <description>To help you plan your summer DVD impulse buying decisions, here are the best of this seasons summer straight to bargain basement DVDs:</description>
   <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 14:43:24 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title> Obama Would Beat Clinton In A Speed Talking Contest, We Have The Video Evidence</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/05/ObamaBeatsClinton.htm</link>
   <description>In a speed talking contest Barack Obama would easily beat Hillary Clinton, that's according to the latest shocking speed talking evidence we have obtained exclusively here at theVoiceofReason.com.</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 14:40:01 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Funny Horoscopes For May 2008 - Pisces</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/FunnyHoroscopes/2008/May/Pisces.htm</link>
   <description>Dangerous sports are badly starred this month, although having just said that, according to your planetary charts, this is the least worst month for dangerous sports for the rest of the year... 
 
etc...</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:58:57 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>I Know How To Stop Simon Cowell Talking, Let Me Show You How...</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/SimonCowellShutUp.htm</link>
   <description>For only a reasonably small recession resistant payment of $19.99 I can show you how to take control of Simon Cowell. 
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   <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:53:22 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Survey: Morbidly Obese &quot;Come Out For&quot; (Stay In Bed For) Barack Obama</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/MorbidlyObeseObama.htm</link>
   <description>Barack Obama may have lost Pennsylvania, but we have good news for the Senator in a survey carried out exclusively for this website.</description>
   <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:51:31 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Van Gogh Joins Our Gallery Of Postage Stamp Size Art</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/PostageStampSizeArt.htm</link>
   <description>Today we welcome Van Gogh (pronounced Van Goff) to our gallery of postage stamp size art on the internet.

Need your art fix in an instant? Look no further. </description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:51:39 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>EXCLUSIVE: 34th 'Largest' Man In World Catches 'It' In Zipper</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/PenisZipper.htm</link>
   <description>Just when men around the world thought it was safe to do their zippers up, disaster struck.</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:06:52 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>How To Sign &quot;Aaarggghhhhh!&quot; For Your Deaf Friends (With Video Goodness)</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/SignedLongJohnSilver.htm</link>
   <description>As part of our service to the deaf community theVoiceofReason.com, in association with a clip taken from Walt Disney's Treasure Island, can now reveal the correct way to sign &quot;Aaaarrggghhhhhh!&quot; for deaf people.</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:44:21 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>And The Winners Of Our Zimbabwe $30,000 Giveaway Are...</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/30000dollargiveaway.htm</link>
   <description>theVoiceofReason.com has asked its panel of experts to pledge $30,000 (Zimbabwean dollars) to whoever they want. </description>
   <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:41:22 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Funeral Home Unable To Remove Gun From Charlton Heston's Cold Dead Hands</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/ColdDeadHands.htm</link>
   <description>Just when it looked like Charlton Heston's death couldn't get any worse, it got even worse last night.</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:59:31 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Swoon Boom Continues: IMF Upgrades George Clooney 'Gorgeousness' 2008-2012 </title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/ClooneyIMF.htm</link>
   <description>The International Monetary Fund has upgraded George Clooney's 'gorgeousness' for the next 4 years to over 2% growth pa, the highest number ever seen in history.</description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:49:25 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Should the Olympic Torch Relay Be Stopped?</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/04/OlympicTorchRelay-Debate.htm</link>
   <description>After the problems with the Olympic Torch relay in Paris, where the torch was apparently put out four times for 'safety reasons', we ask:

Now that the torch has been extinguished, should the relay start all over again? </description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:32:18 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>More Porn Remakes Of Current Top Ten Blockbusters</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/03/MoreTopTenPornremakes.htm</link>
   <description>Here we present the porn versions of the latest box office hits... All with a short family friendly description (not suitable for minors). </description>
   <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:22:53 GMT</pubDate>
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