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February 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:44:34 GMT

AWARDS

Chuffed Magazine, Sagittarius 2011 Horoscope Of The Year

Room 17 Stayers, International Hotel Room 17 Association, Horoscope Of The Year 2001

Pampered Dog Breeders Of Northern California Woof Of The Year, Gemini Category, 2010

The In A Tizzy Radio Show, Taurus

Rick Perry: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:54:01 GMT

My copyright free super power that I would most like to have is the ability to be able to sing everything.

I suppose you might imagine that I would like to sing everything in the style of hymns, and that is true for about 95% of the time, however the 5% could easily include some of the more instrumental Lady Gaga tunes, any of the more heterosexual Elton John songs, I quite like Maroon 5 too, but definitely no George Michael.

Newt Gingrich: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:14:49 GMT

My copyright free super power that I would most like to have is the ability not to have to sleep...

I understand that the problem (my Kryptonite as it were) with this super power is that for about 3-4 hours a day I will have to walk around like a zombie, arms out front, moaning gibberish, but that is OK because I can hide away at those times while everyone sleeps.

Mitt Romney: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:38:20 GMT

Mr Romney, welcome to theVoiceofReason.com...

Thank you so much for having me!

I have given this considerable thought and have decided on the non copyrighted superpower of not having to eat and drink at all... (which leads on to the pleasant side effect of not having to poop or pee at all... Ha Ha!)

Cartoon: Romney And Gingrich Discuss The Benefits Of Super PACs

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:27:05 GMT

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich discuss the benefits of super PACs...

January 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:49:27 GMT

AWARDS

British Dentists Association - Most Discussed Horoscope When A Suction Pipe Is In A Patient's Mouth, Taurus, March 2011

The Embraceable Topless Funny Horoscope Erotica Review, November 2011, Best Erotic Funny Horoscope

You'll Never Get Away With That Magazine, Capricorn excuse of the year 2010

Multimillionaire Celebrity Magazine: How to get Ryan Gosling's physique by just eating cakes and sitting watching the television, New Year Funny Horoscope workout January 2011

World Voices: Scientists Have Discovered That Elephants Have A Sixth Toe. Have Your Say

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:02:47 GMT

"What have these elephant foot scientists been doing all these years if they only now discover a whole new toe?"

Christmas Voices: Chocolate Coated Brussels Sprouts... Have Your Say

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:01:44 GMT

"The perfect gift for the chocolate lover who hates you."

Mitt Romney Finds Someone To Bet $10,000 With

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:29:34 GMT

Mitt Romney Finds Someone To Bet $10,000 With

Picture Bubble: Financial Fish Talk

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:29:04 GMT

Fishy Finances

World Voices: The Supercar Crash In Japan... Have Your Say

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:17:09 GMT

"No word on what was the cheapest car crash last week? Hmmm. Maybe the 1% are more interesting to read about after all."

Seriously: Wikipedia Republican Presidential Candidates

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:06:29 GMT

Imagine my horror, now they have introduced other members of the wiki community to their money raising campaign, what happened when I wiki'd the leading Republican Presidential candidate names...

December 2011 - Funny Horoscopes

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 15:23:06 GMT

AWARDS

Unofficial Combined Pluto The Planet and Pluto The Disney Character Appreciation Society, Sagittarius Horoscope Of The Year, 2008

LOL Society (Albania) Funniest Horoscope For 'How You Say, 'Taurus'', March 2011

The Human Bone Chewers of Nevada, Best Gemini Horoscope, April 2010

Some Guy Who Made A Small Fortune After Being On Some Reality TV Show: Most Acclaimed Aries Horoscope, January 2011

Seriously: Jimmy Wales In Wikipedia Marketing Fiasco

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 13:08:59 GMT

I love Wikipedia and use it all the time. Jimmy Wales has decided to eschew advertising and ask for contributions from readers, which is a great idea except someone on Twitter today told me that his picture asking for contributions was on the page and underneath the word Douchebag (ie the subject of the page) appeared... Oops.

But that isn't the worst of it.

I spent from 10:30am GMT to 11:00am 25th November 2011 looking up naughty words on Wikipedia.