Funny Real News from theVoiceofReason.com http://www.thevoiceofreason.com The funniest real news we can find anywhere on the internet... Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:37:04 GMT ListGarden Program 1.3.1 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Seriously: How To Look At The Wikipedia Page You Want Through Google On Black Out Day, 18th January 2012... http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2012/01/HowToHackWikipedia18thJanuary2012.htm Today wikipedia has gone black. Maybe you want to use today to stand behind an honorable statement and not use it. Great. <br> <br>But if you've just gotta see that wikipedia page here's how to do it in Google. Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:37:03 GMT Facebook Privacy Concerns As Picture Of Mark Zuckerberg Holding Cock Goes Viral http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2011/12/FacebookPrivacyLatest.htm Pictures of Mark Zuckerberg, the 27 year old Facebook tycoon, holding a dead bird, above, and pictures of him serving up chicken and fries, have gone viral after some sort of security-breechee-doobie, said an internet expert last night. Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:15:10 GMT Is This Barack Obama In A Music Video From The 80's? http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2010/5-ObamaInMusicVideo.htm OK, so it's probably not, but it does look like him... Picture and video on link Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:26:03 GMT Iranian Cleric: Women Cause Earthquakes http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2010/4-WomenCauseEarthquakes.htm 21st April 2010: Speaking in Tehran, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said: <br> <br>"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," as reported on the BBC website. Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:55:43 GMT Man, Running From Police, Escapes Over Fence Into Women's Prison http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2010/3-ManRunsFromPoliceIntoPrison.htm 7th April 2010: Garfield Heights, Cleveland <br> <br>A motorist was racing from the police following a traffic violation. <br> <br>The chase is said to have reached 90mph at times. Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:17:55 GMT April Fools UFO Prank Goes Down Badly As Mayor Fights Aliens http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2010/2-JordanUFOAprilFoolsPrank.htm 6th April 2010: A newspaper in Jordan, Al Ghad, caused widespread panic when it printed an April Fools joke on the front page that 10ft tall aliens had landed in UFOs in the town of Jafr, eastern Jordan, reports various internet sources. Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:42:26 GMT Weekend At Bernie's For Real?: Two Women Arrested On Way To Berlin http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2010/1-WeekendAtBerniesForReal.htm 6th April 2010: Two women (a 41 year old and a 66 year old) have been arrested at John Lennon Airport, Liverpool, as they apparently tried to check in with a dead male relative in sunglasses, reports the BBC. Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:38:50 GMT Nomination For Best Disclaimer In An Email 2008 - American Mustache Institute http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/26-AmericanMustacheInstitute.htm Comedy website the American Mustache Institute has just been nominated for email disclaimer of the year 2008 by theVoiceofReason.com. Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:32:21 GMT Recession Tip Number 1: Save Money On Bills By Faking A Heart Attack http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/25-RecessionTip1.htm USA: A 52 year old Milwaukee resident has been charged with attempting to defraud a restaurant... Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:55:29 GMT Dr Who's Phone Number Is 07700 900 461, Why Doesn't Anyone Answer? http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/24-DrWhoPhoneNumber.htm United Kingdom: Viewers of the BBC television science fiction series Dr Who are said to be livid with the BBC for clearly showing viewers Dr Who's cell phone number and then, when they rang it, viewers get a network error message. Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:49:04 GMT Man Scared Of Using Cash Point Machine Gets Arrested First Time He Uses One http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/23-CashPoint.htm A German man who was so scared of identify theft that he would never use a cashpoint machine, finally gave in and used one, and was arrested. Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:40:24 GMT Is Your Computer Keyboard Dirtier Than Your Toilet Seat? http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/22-QwertyTummy.htm According to reports we have seen on the internet if you work in an office and people share your computer, your computer keyboard could cause life threatening illnesses. Fri, 23 May 2008 15:01:46 GMT Welcome To Shitterton (And Other Rude UK Names) http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/21-WelcomeToShitterton.htm To get to Shitterton, before they change the name, according to the website, shitterton.com, travelling from London - go down the M3, then M27, then A31. Thu, 22 May 2008 10:39:50 GMT Real Life Robo Cop, Armed With Water Pistol, Patrols Streets http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/20-RealLifeRobocop.htm Atlanta, USA: The robot, or 'Bum Bot', is a waist-high box type creation with the words "SECURITY" on the side. <br> <br>It has bright red lights, a spotlight, a video camera and a water cannon. Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:45:13 GMT "Do You Leave This Woman To Be Divorced?" Divorce In Church Latest http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/19-DivorceInChurch.htm Are we the only ones who can see a flaw to this new idea, just in from Switzerland? <br> <br>(Or perhaps we're being too cynical and religious people in Switzerland really are carbon copies of Ned Flanders (The Simpsons).) Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:43:05 GMT