http://www.thevoiceofreason.com The funniest real news we can find anywhere on the internet... Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:45:16 GMT ListGarden Program 1.02 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/20-RealLifeRobocop.htm Atlanta, USA: The robot, or 'Bum Bot', is a waist-high box type creation with the words "SECURITY" on the side. It has bright red lights, a spotlight, a video camera and a water cannon. Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:45:13 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/19-DivorceInChurch.htm Are we the only ones who can see a flaw to this new idea, just in from Switzerland? (Or perhaps we're being too cynical and religious people in Switzerland really are carbon copies of Ned Flanders (The Simpsons).) Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:43:05 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/18-ShakespeareInnit.htm Shakespeare has just been updated into modern English, this time by British satirist Martin Baum in his newly released book, "To Be Or Not To Be, Innit." Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:40:52 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/17-AprilFool2008.htm Here's a collection of the best and funniest pranks from corporations and individuals we have come across so far... Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:59:40 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/16-ToiletSUV.htm This seen on the Metro.co.uk website, crediting The Press newspaper, New Zealand... Christchurch: A man was knocked off his toilet when an SUV crashed into his house, last week. Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:21:23 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/15-HauntedHouse.htm An Italian family moved in to their new home in the Umbrian town of Spoleto in 2005, according to a report we saw on Ananova... Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:19:24 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/14-CappuccinoT5.htm They've been having horrendous (what are claimed to be just) teething problems with the baggage handling system at the new terminal 5 at Heathrow International Airport last week, but the problems don't seem to stop there. Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:16:29 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/13-HorseVisitHospital.htm A man managed to walk a fully grown horse past the lobby of the Wilcox Memorial Hospital in Hawaii, up to the third floor as part of a visit to a patient, reports Ananova, the BBC and Star Bulletin newspaper. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:14:57 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/12-DoraemonJapanAmbassador.htm Doraemon, the Japanese cartoon cat, has been appointed as 'anime ambassador', or at least a short person in a Doraemon suit has, according to various news sources we have seen on the internet. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:35:53 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/11-DrillerHealer.htm Ukraine: According to a story we saw reported on Ananova, who spotted it from the Daily Telegraph, a surgeon reportedly used a $60 DIY drill in a brain operation on a fully conscious patient, who survived... Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:25:48 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/10-ImpotentHusband.htm So, you have a nagging wife... Look on the bright side, you might be able to sue her ass for compensation. Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:47:55 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/09-UrinalPunchup.htm There were these two men standing taking a p', one guy looks down at the other's penis and strikes up a conversation... Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:32:00 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/08-BlackMansWilly.htm For those who have never heard BBC Radio Four's Gardeners Questions, it's the closest thing you can come to a favorite comfy chair and a mug of coco on the radio in the predominantly white middle class homes of the UK. Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:48:44 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/07-ManOnMarsPicture.htm The picture has been discovered while processing images taken in 2004 from the Nasa spacecraft Spirit. Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:44:44 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/06-TesticleChick.htm Liverpool, England: In Europe's Capital Of Culture 2008, a 24 year old woman has just been jailed for two years for pulling a man's left testicle off after (during?) an argument. Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:18:11 GMT