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Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:24:00 GMT

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Conspiracy Clinic: Alien Abductions (From Outer Space...)?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:57:58 GMT

In 1991, a Roper poll of 5947 US citizens, conducted by Budd Hopkins, David Jacobs and Ron Westrum, found that 119 people (ie 2% of the sample) 'might have experienced the abduction phenomenon' as they answered yes to 4 of the questions in their survey entitled The Unusual Personal Experiences

February 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:45:01 GMT

AWARDS

Chuffed Magazine, Sagittarius 2011 Horoscope Of The Year

Room 17 Stayers, International Hotel Room 17 Association, Horoscope Of The Year 2001

Pampered Dog Breeders Of Northern California Woof Of The Year, Gemini Category, 2010

The In A Tizzy Radio Show, Taurus

Seriously: How To Look At The Wikipedia Page You Want Through Google On Black Out Day, 18th January 2012...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:36:25 GMT

Today wikipedia has gone black. Maybe you want to use today to stand behind an honorable statement and not use it. Great.

But if you've just gotta see that wikipedia page here's how to do it in Google.

Rick Perry: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:54:22 GMT

My copyright free super power that I would most like to have is the ability to be able to sing everything.

I suppose you might imagine that I would like to sing everything in the style of hymns, and that is true for about 95% of the time, however the 5% could easily include some of the more instrumental Lady Gaga tunes, any of the more heterosexual Elton John songs, I quite like Maroon 5 too, but definitely no George Michael.

Newt Gingrich: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:15:15 GMT

My copyright free super power that I would most like to have is the ability not to have to sleep...

I understand that the problem (my Kryptonite as it were) with this super power is that for about 3-4 hours a day I will have to walk around like a zombie, arms out front, moaning gibberish, but that is OK because I can hide away at those times while everyone sleeps.

Mitt Romney: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:38:39 GMT

Mr Romney, welcome to theVoiceofReason.com...

Thank you so much for having me!

I have given this considerable thought and have decided on the non copyrighted superpower of not having to eat and drink at all... (which leads on to the pleasant side effect of not having to poop or pee at all... Ha Ha!)

Cartoon: Romney And Gingrich Discuss The Benefits Of Super PACs

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:27:24 GMT

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich discuss the benefits of super PACs...

January 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:49:44 GMT

AWARDS

British Dentists Association - Most Discussed Horoscope When A Suction Pipe Is In A Patient's Mouth, Taurus, March 2011

The Embraceable Topless Funny Horoscope Erotica Review, November 2011, Best Erotic Funny Horoscope

You'll Never Get Away With That Magazine, Capricorn excuse of the year 2010

Multimillionaire Celebrity Magazine: How to get Ryan Gosling's physique by just eating cakes and sitting watching the television, New Year Funny Horoscope workout January 2011

20 Of The Best Online Videos Of The Year 2011

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:25:50 GMT

Here are theVoiceofReason.com's selection of what we consider to be the best online videos of the year. No particular order. Know of a better video than the ones on here? Tell me editor@thevoiceofreason.com

World Voices: Scientists Have Discovered That Elephants Have A Sixth Toe. Have Your Say

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:03:05 GMT

"What have these elephant foot scientists been doing all these years if they only now discover a whole new toe?"

Christmas Voices: Chocolate Coated Brussels Sprouts... Have Your Say

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:02:03 GMT

"The perfect gift for the chocolate lover who hates you."

The ten most watched videos on Youtube in 2011

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:07:45 GMT

theVoiceofReason.com selects most of its videos of the day from youTube... Here is the official 2011 chart...

Mitt Romney Finds Someone To Bet $10,000 With

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:30:32 GMT

Mitt Romney Finds Someone To Bet $10,000 With

Picture Bubble: Financial Fish Talk

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:29:25 GMT

Fishy Finances

Facebook Privacy Concerns As Picture Of Mark Zuckerberg Holding Cock Goes Viral

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:14:26 GMT

Pictures of Mark Zuckerberg, the 27 year old Facebook tycoon, holding a dead bird, above, and pictures of him serving up chicken and fries, have gone viral after some sort of security-breechee-doobie, said an internet expert last night.

World Voices: The Supercar Crash In Japan... Have Your Say

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:17:28 GMT

"No word on what was the cheapest car crash last week? Hmmm. Maybe the 1% are more interesting to read about after all."

Seriously: Wikipedia Republican Presidential Candidates

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:06:49 GMT

Imagine my horror, now they have introduced other members of the wiki community to their money raising campaign, what happened when I wiki'd the leading Republican Presidential candidate names...

December 2011 - Funny Horoscopes

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 15:23:30 GMT

AWARDS

Unofficial Combined Pluto The Planet and Pluto The Disney Character Appreciation Society, Sagittarius Horoscope Of The Year, 2008

LOL Society (Albania) Funniest Horoscope For 'How You Say, 'Taurus'', March 2011

The Human Bone Chewers of Nevada, Best Gemini Horoscope, April 2010

Some Guy Who Made A Small Fortune After Being On Some Reality TV Show: Most Acclaimed Aries Horoscope, January 2011

Seriously: Jimmy Wales In Wikipedia Marketing Fiasco

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 13:09:16 GMT

I love Wikipedia and use it all the time. Jimmy Wales has decided to eschew advertising and ask for contributions from readers, which is a great idea except someone on Twitter today told me that his picture asking for contributions was on the page and underneath the word Douchebag (ie the subject of the page) appeared... Oops.

But that isn't the worst of it.

I spent from 10:30am GMT to 11:00am 25th November 2011 looking up naughty words on Wikipedia.

Russian News Reader Flips The Bird After Saying Barack Obama

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 19:43:09 GMT

Stay Classy Moscow:

Again! Does My Butt Look Big In This?

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:44:09 GMT

Lt John Pike strafes defenseless thin and young students at point blank range.

What could possibly have been going through his head?

World Voices: It's OK To Swear At The Police Says A UK Judge. What's On Your Mind?

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 08:31:23 GMT

"I can't wait to see the episode when Noddy finds out about this judgment. PC Plod has had it coming for years."

Unhate Campaign: Even Fictitious Picture of Israel and Palestine Leaders Can't Get Them To Kiss

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:17:22 GMT

United Colors of Benetton spend millions of dollars on an international advertising campaign, spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on state of the art photo manipulation for the thousands of hours of work it must have taken the artists to achieve realistic looking kisses, and even after all that time and money they still can't get the leaders of Israel and Palestine to kiss, our research shows.

Donald Trump Launches New Book: 'Time To Get Our Oompa Back'

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:27:01 GMT

Donald Trump dressed up in orange face paint to launch his new book Time To Get Our Oompa Back, Making American #1 Again.