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Mitt Romney Look-A-Like Stars In Spanish Language Soap 'Todas Las Notas'

Wed, 16 May 2012 18:48:14 GMT

Spanish language soap Todas Las Notas (shortened from the original Todas Las Notas Correctas, Pero No Necesariamente en el Orden Correcto) began in 1965.

Whilst Todas Las Notas is virtually unknown to English speaking viewers, it is translated into over 50 languages and is screened to more than 70% of the non-English speaking world.

May 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 11:16:14 GMT

AWARDS

The Rick Santorum For President, Gemini Horoscope, January 2012

The Sarah Palin For President, Capricorn Horoscope, October 2011

The Richard Nixon For President, Sagittarius Horoscope, February 1961

French Cuisine Horoscope Of The Year, Post 911

And The Results Of Our Mel Gibson Latest Rant Sweepstake Are...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:40:59 GMT

Congratulations to our three winners of our Mel Gibson rant competition who all get a personalized "f*** y** m*****er" performed by a well known Mel Gibson impersonator and sent as a message to their phone.

All three entrants correctly predicted the following words, in the correct order:

F**k

S**t

c****er

Arrrggghhhh!

Who wants to eat?

Tart!

mother*****

F***

Launch Of New Reality Show: The Fungis

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:12:35 GMT

Launch Of New Reality Show: The Fungis

Two More Scary Things You Should Know About Mitt Romney

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:16:58 GMT

theVoiceofReason.com has discovered two scary things about Mitt Romney by looking at a page on popular internet weblopedia wikipedia.

The first fact is the strange way Mitt Romney signs his name:

He includes the mystical symbol pi in autographs of his first name:

April 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 11:16:07 GMT

AWARDS

The Come Up And See Me Sometime Mae West Style Horoscope Advice Of The Month, April 2011

The World's First Hazmat Suit Approved Funny Horoscope

The Pointy Haired Association Of Madrid, Horoscope Of The Year 2009

The Cheese On Toast Lovers Horoscope Of The Year 2008 and 2011

World Voices: Rick Santorum Says BS. What Did You Expect Him To Say? Have Your Say

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 15:58:49 GMT

The Washington Post reports that Rick Santorum, when confronting a New York Times reporter, said the following:

"Quit destorting my words. If I see it, it's BS." [source]

Surely nobody expected him to actually swear? What did you expect him to say?

World Voices: Borat Comedy Anthem Used In Real Awards Ceremony. Have Your Laugh

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 08:32:21 GMT

Mariya Dimtriyenko wins a gold medal for target shooting at the 10th Arab Shooting Championship in Kuwait.

At the awards ceremony the organisers accidentally played the Borat comedy Kazakhstan national anthem, and it's rude...

World Voices: Have You Ever Been Naked In A Public Place? Have Your Say

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:14:25 GMT

"I wore one of those t-shirts with a bare chest printed on it and a pair of pink colored trousers once. Does that count?"

iPad3 Will Be Able To 'Hover In The Air Like Some Crazy Star Wars Shit' - Says Insider

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:30:29 GMT

Technology Sizzle: Apple is to announce a new hovering iPad3 later today, according to inside sources.

Even though the iPad 2 was lighter than the iPad 1, many users quickly took to Twitter to complain that their fingers, forearms, shoulders and feet were getting achey holding the old device.

World Voices: Vladimir Putin In Tears As He Wins The Presidency. Have Your Say

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:19:59 GMT

"Funny, I would have expected the tears to come out of his left eye."

March 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:45:43 GMT

AWARDS

The Tea and Crumpet Dancers Of Cornwall, Leo Horoscope Of The Year 2009

The Slap Round The Chops Martial Arts Magazine Sagittarius Horoscope Of The Year 2007

The Pea and Sweet Corn Lovers Most Twittered Horoscope, February 2011

The Tea and Cucumber Sandwich Lovers, Leo Horoscope Of The Year 2009

Surprised Voices: Jazz FM Plays 5 Minutes Of 'Gay Porn'. Have Your Say

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:40:37 GMT

The Guardian: "Jazz FM has apologized after it inadvertently broadcast several minutes of what appeared to be a soundtrack to a gay porn film." (It happened in a program called Funky Sensation.)

Alternative Valentine's Day Cards

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:35:42 GMT

Alternative Valentine's Day Cards

Silent Singing Valentine's Day Card

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:28:01 GMT

Silent Singing Valentine's Day Card

The Search Is On For The Pet That Looks Most Like Rick Santorum

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:50:15 GMT

Could a man in a vest finally become American president?

And if he does, how many poets in the country will be dressed up just like him on day time tv shows?

Our search has begun today to find the lucky pet that looks most like Rick Santorum...

Exclusive: Get Your Super Bowl 2012 Half Time Show Flip The Finger / Finger Malfunction Souvenir Tie In

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:24:00 GMT

For a limited time only you can enjoy your very own Super Bowl 2012 Half Time Show Tie In Flip The Finger / Finger Malfunction Ornament from theVoiceofReason.com.

Conspiracy Clinic: Alien Abductions (From Outer Space...)?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:57:58 GMT

In 1991, a Roper poll of 5947 US citizens, conducted by Budd Hopkins, David Jacobs and Ron Westrum, found that 119 people (ie 2% of the sample) 'might have experienced the abduction phenomenon' as they answered yes to 4 of the questions in their survey entitled The Unusual Personal Experiences

February 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:45:01 GMT

AWARDS

Chuffed Magazine, Sagittarius 2011 Horoscope Of The Year

Room 17 Stayers, International Hotel Room 17 Association, Horoscope Of The Year 2001

Pampered Dog Breeders Of Northern California Woof Of The Year, Gemini Category, 2010

The In A Tizzy Radio Show, Taurus

Seriously: How To Look At The Wikipedia Page You Want Through Google On Black Out Day, 18th January 2012...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:36:25 GMT

Today wikipedia has gone black. Maybe you want to use today to stand behind an honorable statement and not use it. Great.

But if you've just gotta see that wikipedia page here's how to do it in Google.

Rick Perry: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:54:22 GMT

My copyright free super power that I would most like to have is the ability to be able to sing everything.

I suppose you might imagine that I would like to sing everything in the style of hymns, and that is true for about 95% of the time, however the 5% could easily include some of the more instrumental Lady Gaga tunes, any of the more heterosexual Elton John songs, I quite like Maroon 5 too, but definitely no George Michael.

Newt Gingrich: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:15:15 GMT

My copyright free super power that I would most like to have is the ability not to have to sleep...

I understand that the problem (my Kryptonite as it were) with this super power is that for about 3-4 hours a day I will have to walk around like a zombie, arms out front, moaning gibberish, but that is OK because I can hide away at those times while everyone sleeps.

Mitt Romney: If You Could Choose A Non Copyrighted Superpower What Would It Be, And Why?

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:38:39 GMT

Mr Romney, welcome to theVoiceofReason.com...

Thank you so much for having me!

I have given this considerable thought and have decided on the non copyrighted superpower of not having to eat and drink at all... (which leads on to the pleasant side effect of not having to poop or pee at all... Ha Ha!)

Cartoon: Romney And Gingrich Discuss The Benefits Of Super PACs

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:27:24 GMT

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich discuss the benefits of super PACs...

January 2012 - Funny Horoscopes

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:49:44 GMT

AWARDS

British Dentists Association - Most Discussed Horoscope When A Suction Pipe Is In A Patient's Mouth, Taurus, March 2011

The Embraceable Topless Funny Horoscope Erotica Review, November 2011, Best Erotic Funny Horoscope

You'll Never Get Away With That Magazine, Capricorn excuse of the year 2010

Multimillionaire Celebrity Magazine: How to get Ryan Gosling's physique by just eating cakes and sitting watching the television, New Year Funny Horoscope workout January 2011