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What Your Star Sign Really Says About You: Virgo
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19

Virgo is the sign of the critic in astrology. On the surface Virgo are shy, retiring, perhaps even spotty. Beneath the surface you are violently passionate!

You are very brainy, methodical, a bit like Mr Spock in Star Trek, and you might even have the pointy ears if you were born with Uranus and Mars in conjunction.

You are very cautious, which can be very annoying to others behind you in queues of traffic or in the post office or public toilets.

The trouble is you tend to be over-critical to the point of making people, even dock workers, cry. You have a need to pigeon hole people and will not accept people that cannot be categorized and put into a definable sub class or species.

You are a fussy individual, finicky, self conscious, cynical. You would be a great satire writer. Send you submissions in.

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What the heck is wrong with me?

Anorexia, bowel problems, indigestion, intestinal infections, appendicitis, malnutrition, hernia.

Your opposite star sign:
Pisces, Scorpio, Taurus, Capricorn, Gigolos, Taxi Drivers, whores.
Beware of...
Aries, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Virgo, computer experts, doctors, dentists.
Lucky brick size
2000' x 3546'
Lucky musical instrument
Best Day Off Work Lie
Projectile vomiting.
Best Chewing Gum
Fellow Virgo
Prince Albert,
Lauren Bacall,
Ingrid Bergman,
Sid Caesar,
Ray Charles,
Maurice Chevalier,
Queen Elizabeth I,
Peter Falk,
Henry Ford II,
Greta Garbo,
Richard Gere,
Elliott Gould,
Prince Harry,
Jesse James,
D H Lawrence,
Sophia Loren,
Micky Mouse,
Keanu Reeves,
Cardinal Richelieu,
Peter Sellers,
Cornelius Vanderbilt,
Hank Williams.

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