Virgo is the sign of the critic in astrology. On the surface Virgo are shy, retiring, perhaps even spotty. Beneath the surface you are violently passionate!

You are very brainy, methodical, a bit like Mr Spock in Star Trek, and you might even have the pointy ears if you were born with Uranus and Mars in conjunction.

You are very cautious, which can be very annoying to others behind you in queues of traffic or in the post office or public toilets.

The trouble is you tend to be over-critical to the point of making people, even dock workers, cry. You have a need to pigeon hole people and will not accept people that cannot be categorized and put into a definable sub class or species.

You are a fussy individual, finicky, self conscious, cynical. You would be a great satire writer. Send you submissions in.