also known as The Bull, is an earth sign. You are very boring and can get over-emotional
over small things. You are petty, resentful and you never allow anyone else to
watch the television when there is something on that you want to watch.
is a very practical star sign, you are trustworthy, persistent, solid. Unfortunately
you can also be very very overweight as you enjoy the good things in life.
can be warm hearted when not stuffing your fat red bloated face. Because you tend
to be a blobby ass, you are very lazy - in any lying-in-bed marathons you would
win above all other star signs, although ironically your bladder demands you make
irregular trips to the toilet throughout the night.
love routine and just being greedy. You are inflexible, stubborn and unimaginative.
and silent you may be, but most find you obstinate and ignorant especially when
in front of them in queues.
the heck is wrong with me?
gout, laryngitis, obesity, tonsillitis, swollen neck glands, throat inflammations,
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Ulysses S Grant,
Ho Chi Minh,
Harry S Truman,
Leonardo da Vinci,