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What Your Star Sign Really Says About You: Scorpio
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19

Scorpio is the Scorpion, you have big pinchy claws. You are very secretive and are terribly misunderstood.

You are compassionate, however, but as people distrust your secrecy this isn't much use when being pilloried in the press!

You are not afraid of the dark, and are perfectly happy to just follow blindly your feelings.

Unfortunately you are a very cruel person, vindictive and brooding. You are never happy just swatting a housefly, you must remove all of its legs before flushing it down the toilet.

You tend to burst into tears at the strangest of moments, seem to be (and are to a certain extent) unstable, and are untidy. Not someone you would like to share an apartment or house with.

You are also particularly vicious in arguments and sometimes can not forgive even the smallest of faux pas...

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What the heck is wrong with me?

Bladder disorders, cystitis, urination difficulties (mainly directioning it), spots on your ass, prostate trouble, PMT.

Your opposite star sign:
Friends:
Pisces, Taurus, Aries, Cancer, Libra, Leo, the unemployed, drug takers, kangaroos.
Beware of...
Scorpio, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, dogs with long noses, butterflies.
Lucky brick size
3' x 7'
Lucky musical instrument
Flute and the spoons at the same time.
Best Day Off Work Lie
Dehydration (probably from crying too much).
Best Chewing Gum Flavor
Tobacco
Fellow Scorpio
John Adams,
Marie Antoinette,
Charles Atlas,
Daniel Boone,
Richard Burton,
Prince Charles,
Walter Cronkite,
Marie Curie,
Count Dracula,
Richard Dreyfuss,
Frankenstein,
Art Garfunkel,
Charles de Gaulle,
Princess Grace of Monaco,
Goldie Hawn,
Katherine Hepburn,
Rock Hudson,
Robert Kennedy,
Burt Lancaster,
Vivien Leigh,
Martin Luther,
Picasso,
Pablo Picasso,
Carl Sagan,
Dylan Thomas,
Dick Tracy,
Leon Trotsky.

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