Sagittarius is The Archer, the roamer, there is something defiantly pikey about you.

You have an uncanny ability to put up tents in the wilderness with only the minimum of instruction and pegs.

Footloose and fancy free you can come across as slovenly to those who do not appreciate tactile people who like to wear loose fitting clothing that falls off to the slightest touch.

You are optimistic and adaptable. You are a bit of a joker, but sometimes laugh at your own jokes a bit too loudly and for too long. You are also one of life's philosophers, ready with worn out old clichés that make even 7 year olds groan when you repeat them endlessly.

Unfortunately all of these positives are nothing compared to your bad characteristics. You are tactless, careless and your stories are world class for their unbelievability.

Many consider that you are a lazy fat baldicoot who has poor health and moralizes about things that you know nothing about. People learn to never take your criticism at face value.

Win critics over by inviting them to intimate one on one parties, to share left over, cold, 3 day old, pizza and possibly challenge them to a scratching competition..