is The Archer, the roamer, there is something defiantly pikey about you.
have an uncanny ability to put up tents in the wilderness with only the minimum
of instruction and pegs.
Footloose and fancy free you can come across as slovenly to those who do not appreciate
tactile people who like to wear loose fitting clothing that falls off to the slightest
are optimistic and adaptable. You are a bit of a joker, but sometimes laugh at
your own jokes a bit too loudly and for too long. You are also one of life's philosophers,
ready with worn out old clichés that make even 7 year olds groan when you
repeat them endlessly.
all of these positives are nothing compared to your bad characteristics. You are
tactless, careless and your stories are world class for their unbelievability.
consider that you are a lazy fat baldicoot who has poor health and moralizes about
things that you know nothing about. People learn to never take your criticism
at face value.
critics over by inviting them to intimate one on one parties, to share left over,
cold, 3 day old, pizza and possibly challenge them to a scratching competition..
the heck is wrong with me?
suffer disproportionately with injuries to hip and thigh (both your own and those
around you), falls, obesity, baldness, top button on your trouser ping.
opposite star sign:
Day Off Work Lie|
could write the book on ill off work excuses. |
Chewing Gum Flavor|
Sammy Davis jnr,
Douglas Fairbanks jnr,
Billy the Kid,