Pisces, the Fish, are the true arty farty, idealistic, poet types. They love nothing better than to wallow in their own poetic muses and will probably feel peeved that this text is not rhyming.

Pisces are the pretentious cravat wearing creatives of the star system who love nothing better than the splash of oil on canvas, crunch of quill to parchment or the watery spashy-trickle of watercolor paint brush in jam jar water.

Pisces are kind, make excellent carer's, although, unfortunately, they tend to take on the symptoms of the ailment of anyone around them, or of people they see on the television or read about in newspapers.

On the positive side Pisceans can make a handy side income from work as a medium or mystic. Give a Piscean a crystal ball and the results are quite stunning - in tests about 20% more accurate than newspaper horoscopes.

Pisceans have moments of great inspiration which, if they weren't so smiley, could lead to mobs trying to burn them at the stake as a witch.

On the further downside, Pisces exhibits a multiple personality type characteristic, including one or all of the following: the victim, the martyr, the hostage, the in-shower-Opera-singer-not-in-the-shower.

All Pisces exhibit multiple personality disorders. They can be very manipulative, they like to suffer and inflict suffering, they can be spiteful. On the positive side they can be very forgetful and so can be half way through being spiteful and suddenly go off to do the shopping or something else. Warning: If they aren't forgetful, they can be racked with guilt. Insanity is a clear trait of this star sign.