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What Your Star Sign Really Says About You: Pisces
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19

Pisces, the Fish, are the true arty farty, idealistic, poet types. They love nothing better than to wallow in their own poetic muses and will probably feel peeved that this text is not rhyming.

Pisces are the pretentious cravat wearing creatives of the star system who love nothing better than the splash of oil on canvas, crunch of quill to parchment or the watery spashy-trickle of watercolor paint brush in jam jar water.

Pisces are kind, make excellent carer's, although, unfortunately, they tend to take on the symptoms of the ailment of anyone around them, or of people they see on the television or read about in newspapers.

On the positive side Pisceans can make a handy side income from work as a medium or mystic. Give a Piscean a crystal ball and the results are quite stunning - in tests about 20% more accurate than newspaper horoscopes.

Pisceans have moments of great inspiration which, if they weren't so smiley, could lead to mobs trying to burn them at the stake as a witch.

On the further downside, Pisces exhibits a multiple personality type characteristic, including one or all of the following: the victim, the martyr, the hostage, the in-shower-Opera-singer-not-in-the-shower.

All Pisces exhibit multiple personality disorders. They can be very manipulative, they like to suffer and inflict suffering, they can be spiteful. On the positive side they can be very forgetful and so can be half way through being spiteful and suddenly go off to do the shopping or something else. Warning: If they aren't forgetful, they can be racked with guilt. Insanity is a clear trait of this star sign.

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What the heck is wrong with me?

Big fat black and brown hairy bunions, ugly veiny feet. Drug addiction. Alcoholism. Insanity. Food addiction (including glandular disorders). Forgetfulness.

Your opposite star sign:
Pisces, Libra, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Adolf Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini.
Beware of...
Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Aries, Tarzan, Hercules, predictions involving water and trees.
Lucky brick size
7' x 4'
Lucky musical instrument
Best Day Off Work Lie
Bad back
Best Chewing Gum Flavor
Fellow Pisces

Drew Barrymore,
Harry Belafonte,
Alexander Graham Bell,
Johnny Cash,
Frederic Chopin,
John Foster Dulles,
Albert Einstein,
Peter Fonda,
Rex Harrison,
Ted Kennedy,
Jerry Lewis,
Liza Minnelli,
Ralph Nader,
David Niven,
Rudolf Nureyev,
Sidney Poitier,
Don Quixote,
Lynn Redgrave,
Auguste Renoir,
Lord Snowden,
Elizabeth Taylor,
George Washington,
Harold Wilson.

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