Capricorn is also known as The Goat. You have a great sense of humor, which is just as well because you stink, can be really pissy and can be milked.

You are one of those people who have great ideas for making the world a better place and will stop at nothing (including flattening bunny rabbits and squirrels with your four by four) to get what you think the world wants.

You can be relied upon to carry out a task, unfortunately this can also include carrying out orders to the extreme, possibly in heavy boots and pointy hats.

You can be a completely vicious, tight-fisted, Scrooge, and, at your worst, can de-motivate people with a simple look over your eye glasses.

You have a horribly ruthless and rigid streak to your personality and are actually the wrong star sign to join the police force, unless you are German in which case it is an excellent choice.