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What Your Star Sign Really Says About You: Aries
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19

If you are Aries then you clearly resemble a Ram. The best position for you in any crowd is right at the front lest your annoyingly proddy horns poke those in front of you in the back.

Your star sign exudes extrovertedness, you are a fun loving party goer and giver. You are the most likely star sign to have the ginger wig and fake breasts.

Trouble is you tend to have very creased worry lines on your forehead and can be especially pissy with others when you are in love. Critics may liken your face to a walnut or prune, or a Date especially at Christmas time.

The Aries nature is that of an explorer, a pioneer. You love freedom, can assert yourself but you can be very rude and violent especially when driving large cars and busses.

Your very violent temper in fact can lead to all sorts of bother; you have difficulty differentiating between arguments over small inconsequential things, and things which have the ability to change world events.

Whilst you are a very active person, your main fault is that you are indecisive over what you are to be active over. This can lead to all sorts of confusion, including accidental riot and food past it's sell by date in the fridge.

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What the heck is wrong with me?

Car accidents, acne, brain tumors, burns, fainting, headaches, head injuries, inflammation, neuralgia, stress, general abnormal swellings, sunstroke.

Your opposite star sign:
Sagittarius, Libra, Aries, Ultimate Fighting Champion, Harry 'The Thump' McVicar, skin heads.
Beware of...
Aries, Leo, Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Marie Osmond, Popeye, people named Jenny, cows.
Lucky brick size
8' x 3'
Lucky musical instrument
One Man Band instruments (drums, cymbals, trumpet.)
Best Day Off Work Lie
Broken Leg
Best Chewing Gum Flavor
Roast Beef.
Fellow Aries

Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice),
Warren Beatty,
Marlon Brando,
Charlie Chaplin,
Charlie Chaplin,
Joan Crawford,
Bette Davis,
Doris Day,
Aretha Franklin,
David Frost,
Alec Guiness,
William Hague,
Harry Houdini,
Nikita Khruschev,
Neil Kinnock,
Steve McQueen,
Scarlett O'Hara,
Gregory Peck,
Andre Previn,
Omar Sharif,
Peter Ustinov,
Vincent Van Gogh
Wilbur Wright.

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