Leftovers from a chicken meal will cause one of the most bizarre arguments in your life this month, and may only be resolvable using professional arbitrators.
Get-fitedness activity in all of its legal forms will pepper your month in unexpected spurts of disarray and legs upside-downedness.
Pluto's conjunction to the left of center will present itself to you as a humorous hat and coat.
Dancing is well starred, but only with dancy-sticks with silvery knobs for a handle. Favor the words 'Ker-cha!' when ending your routine.