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Pisces Horoscope

September 2014

Leftovers from a chicken meal will cause one of the most bizarre arguments in your life this month, and may only be resolvable using professional arbitrators.

Get-fitedness activity in all of its legal forms will pepper your month in unexpected spurts of disarray and legs upside-downedness.

Pluto's conjunction to the left of center will present itself to you as a humorous hat and coat.

Dancing is well starred, but only with dancy-sticks with silvery knobs for a handle. Favor the words 'Ker-cha!' when ending your routine.

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Gemini May 20 - Jun 20
Cancer Jun 21 - Jul 21
Leo Jul 22 - Aug 22
Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 21
Libra Sept 22 - Oct 22
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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 17
Pisces Feb 18 - Mar 19