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Libra Horoscope

September 2014

Hallucinogenic drugs and smoked fish are this month's surprising bed fellows.

Avoid strong swear words, abbreviations of words which could be misconstrued as strong swear words and erotic arm movements until the 21st.

Innuendo in all of its forms should be avoided, daily, until the clock "bongs" 11.

This month your lucky sock color is brown.

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Gemini May 20 - Jun 20
Cancer Jun 21 - Jul 21
Leo Jul 22 - Aug 22
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Libra Sept 22 - Oct 22
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Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
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