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Aquarius Horoscope

September 2014

As a financially gullible Aquarian you are always being targeted by dubious foreign lottery's and requests from Nigerian businessmen who seem to be in need of your apparently world famous financial acumen. Whilst the inevitability of you being a victim is completely assured, play hard to get this month in a coquettishly 'dipsey' kind of way.

Philosophy: Beware the floating bubble of the angry fish, especially if you haven't seen where the bubble has come from...

Camp fires are under a bad star confluence after the 7th now that Mars has learnt how to crack wood from afar.

Horoscopes:
Aries Mar 20 - Apr 19
Taurus Apr 20 - May 19
Gemini May 20 - Jun 20
Cancer Jun 21 - Jul 21
Leo Jul 22 - Aug 22
Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 21
Libra Sept 22 - Oct 22
Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21
Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 17
Pisces Feb 18 - Mar 19