is written in the stars that your pet will choke violently on fish - ensure you
are competent in the doggie equivalent of the Heimlich Maneuver; delay the laying
of any new carpeting and ensure the lid on your tropical fish tank is locked shut
at all times.
car will present some sort of dramatic orange-ball-of-flame-like problem this
month, after the 12th, during refueling. Do not wash the car on the first two
weekends of the month as you run the risk of becoming a victim of the latest skirmish
in Sponge Wars 2014 between Uranus and Mars.
at least one new international food this month, but not Greek as this will indirectly
lead to olive throwing type violence in a deli in Europe over the next six months, even if you do
not live on that continent.