Taurus - March 2014 - Funny Horoscope

Your stale olive flipping party trick is in need of a reinvention, although since you taught your dog to join in your audience has increased dramatically; even so, avoid performances in a car park around the 7th unless a bottle of antiseptic cream is available if it all goes horribly bloody.

You will be encouraged by a European friend to accompany them to the Eurovision Song Contest later in the year: decline politely if you do not know anything about this competition.

 

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