Capricorn - March 2014 - Funny Horoscope

You will be discovered by a talent agent whilst walking down the street this month and offered a highly profitable deal to sculpt a Halloween mask based on your face. Recover from your immediate feelings of upset and arrange an agent for your subsequent public appearances which could prove highly lucrative later in the year.

Throw out all unused tins of pineapple after the 17th.

 

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