Aquarius - March 2014 - Funny Horoscope

Beware small dogs and cats with large hats after the 10th.

It is often said that Aquarius is a water sign. Even so, an umbrella is advised on the 16th unless it is convenient to strip down to your bathing costume on your arrival at your destination.

People dressed as large rabbits and brightly colored eggs are set to make this month furry and colorful in a pleasingly sugary way, even though Easter isn't until April this year.

 

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