Koala Bears will brighten your life this month, either the live, stuffed, or cartoon
variety. Ensure that you take a bottle of milk with you in any journey over 6
is never too early to apologize for an indiscretion you will inadvertently make
on the 19th of the month.
the choice between the moods 'joyfully happy' and 'deeply morose', choose the
latter for reasons that will become completely apparent around the 23rd when Pluto
crosses the Jupertian equinox with a snazoidal wink.
the baking of any new puddings from packets bought in a supermarket, especially
if they are chocolate in nature, or take on the appearance of a healthy Caucasian
with bells in their collar are well starred.