Leo - August 2014 - Funny Horoscope

The stars suggest an avoidance of Egypt in all of its forms this month, especially Fez's, those 'smoky bubbly-pipes' and hot tea in glasses which burn your fingers because the glasses are so tiny and so full of hot steaming liquid...

Your gym-based exertions are well starred, however avoid the 'Pec Deck' on the 16th, preferring to chat with a sexy looking fellow workoutee who has exhibited a clear interest in getting to know you better via the method of the lusty-eye.

Avoid the temptation to over-bathe this month, as you are at risk of crumpling up like a walnut.

 

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