Aquarius - August 2014 - Funny Horoscope

Foam and bicycles are well starred this month, as is in-flight catering (but not air travel itself which is badly starred).

A street trader will look at you in a funny way on the 16th, construe this in any way that pleases you.

Public toilets should be given a wide berth on the 10th, apart from in expensive hotels which offer free heated towels.

 

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