Scorpio - November 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Avoid baked goods all month, especially ones which need to be toasted for longer than 3 minutes.

A cheeky, or very crinkled, elderly relative will encourage you to try out various meditative states this month, the aim of which is, apparently, to see if you have any past life recollection. Avoid wearing orange and pink when intending to fall into a meditative state and do not remove your shoes even though your feet will sweat erratically at times.

Your lucky condiment is pepper.

 

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