call you make on 20th on your cell phone will have wide ranging repercussions
in the telecommunications industry. Your call has a 7.2% chance that it will
tip the system over into chaos; a new disaster recovery strategy will eventually
be named after you after the NSA is employed to track you down.
controversial political view you have long held will come to a head this month
and may only be settled with a messy breakfast food fight metaphor involving metaphorical eggs, legs of ham, or custard pies.
month your destiny wears the shorts of a teen but the checked jersey of an 80