Virgo - October 2013 - Funny Horoscope

In an incredible moment of bad fortune you will beat the world sneezing record on 17th. Ensure you have enough handkerchiefs in which to direction your violently phlegmy exhalations.

Even more unfortunately, your marathon sneezathon will begin during a high powered working breakfast: under no circumstances take the temporary lull in your nasal eruptions to encourage you to restart eating - you will lose the client either way, but the dry cleaning bill will be much reduced.

A toy tiger or lion is set to make this month zing with jungle based uncertainty especially if your are wearing a loin cloth or leopard style underwear.

 

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