Scorpio - October 2013 - Funny Horoscope

You are at risk of a motor accident this month when your favourite rock music radio station suddenly changes its music policy to Show Tunes and Crooners, without warning.

Be pleasant to those rescuing you - especially if cutting equipment is required - calmly ask them to retune your radio to 100.5FM while you wait.

Unfortunately, as the local junior hood broke into your car last year and reprogrammed the chip responsible for radio station settings, you may inevitably need to embark on a journey of discovery that is The Appreciation Of Andy Williams. This will include his dress code which you will be encouraged to mimic by a person who looks similar to your mother. Avoid singing 'Happy Heart' whilst walking down the road, unless you are trying to confuse or scare a stalker.


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