Sagittarius - October 2013 - Funny Horoscope

You will buy too much fruit and vegetables from a market stall this month which will enable the stall owner go home early to spend time with his young family.

Saturn is experimenting with a new rage and may use you for its evil machinations around the 12th. The new rage will make itself apparent to you in the form of a cross between supermarket trolley rage and road rage and may involve water, but not pot plants.

A dog with a limp will look into your eyes this month in an attempt to doggy-hypnotise you.

 

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