Pisces - October 2013 - Funny Horoscope

You will come up with a new arrangement for the romantic hit 'Nothing Compares To You' - discovering that there is an option for a sort of hiccup effect at the end of the third line (in the coming years this effect will surpass the 'ooooiiioooiii' voice warbling many vocalists have introduced into their singing style). Initially only perform your new arrangement at low volumes in the shower, but, after practice, your abilities will be particularly appreciated outside busy pubs at kicking-out time or in any drunken auditions for the X Factor when it comes to town.

A baby's cries will apparently tell you the winner in a horse race later this month. Gamble a small amount and reinvest the winnings in a coffee with no froth from Starbucks.

 

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