Gemini - October 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Something you have at one time dreamed for, a thing containing the letter e in the word and maybe a u, is set to come true even if for the shortest moment this month. Enjoy.

Your daily getting ready to go out routine has never been more in danger. Avoid the application of makeup to your face from the 8th, until dawn of the 23rd, as Uranus is determined to undermine your makeup applying hand with violent upswings (this also includes your hairbrush hand, or head shaving hand, but to a 5% lesser extent).

On the 16th a street bum will improbably give you his loose change - beware, this could be a prank TV stunt. Do not give your consent to them using the videoed evidence - however enjoy the copious amount of alcoholic beverage (and salty nuts) they offer in the negotiations...


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