you have at one time dreamed for, a thing containing the letter e in
the word and maybe a u, is set to come true even if for the shortest
moment this month. Enjoy.
Your daily getting ready to go out routine has never been more in danger. Avoid
the application of makeup to your face from the 8th, until dawn of the 23rd, as Uranus is determined to undermine your
makeup applying hand with violent upswings (this also includes your hairbrush hand, or head shaving hand, but to a 5% lesser extent).
the 16th a street bum will improbably give you his loose change - beware, this
could be a prank TV stunt. Do not give your consent to them using the videoed
evidence - however enjoy the copious amount of alcoholic beverage (and salty nuts)
they offer in the negotiations...