Capricorn - October 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Welcome memories of times past into your life this month, especially regarding books, movies and friends you have kissed only on the face-cheek.

A warmly seasonal incident will occur on the 14th when Mars trajuncts a cautious Neptune on its upper lower side.

Avoid drop-kicking a ball of paper that you screw up on the 26th as you are at risk of a complicated incident ensuing... you will miss the waste basket in any case.

 

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