Cancer - October 2013 - Funny Horoscope

You will try Ben and Jerry's new Tub Of Grub ice cream this month. When finishing the carton ensure that all of the sticky bits have been consumed as this could lead to a violent cat choking incident afterwards which will have an unexpected karmic influence on your telephone number on which a large number of cold callers will feel compelled to call just before you sit down to eat with the family.

A conjunction between a small truck and a larger red one will place a strain on your relationship with the German nation around 6:15pm on the 17th.

Your destiny is to eat fish more than 4 times this month.

 

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