general disability with electrical equipment is set to continue. Avoid using the
microwave after the 6th and until further notice; we are unable to see in the
charts why as we spilt coffee over the important ziggy-lined bit.
box of chocolates you give to an elderly Italian aunt will have a nut in which
will cause her to choke expressively, with a red face, for over fifty minutes. This
will be the best workout the woman has had for years, and you will be highly regarded
afterwards by other sinister looking family members.
interior decorator who cold calls your front door on the 20th is not qualified
for the job: do not hire him even though his plans for marble in your hallway initially impresses