Congratulations! This month you are set to win a course of 20 'How To Line Dance' lessons.
Luck! It is essential you prepare 5 excuses for not turning up to any of these
lessons as you risk an 80% chance of losing your hard won street credibility with
your tight-fitting cowboy outfit and boots if photographed as you leave the car to the venue. (Damn your local TMZ clone under the influence of a numpty Neptune.)
local newspaper will run a competition on 18th which you will also win. Your luck
really is in this month, you deserve it, buy yourself something nice from our online store.