hearing an Elton John song on a radio station you will decide to buy one of his
albums, but you will buy the wrong one - Saturn is fond of his early work on the
Yellow Brick Road album, however Mercury and it's moons favor his Greatest Hits.
Their indecision will confuse you in a record store and an assistant will not
be able to help, other than by offering you a seat.
attending your aerobics session on the 5th a small bird will fly into the building
and decide to buzz you Maverick from Top Gun style for no apparent reason. Even though you are a devout
animal lover the only way to get this sucker to stop dive bombing you is to beat
it up. You will undoubtedly pay a high price for this in the karmic scale of things
at a later date, but the immediate benefits, ie of being able to finish your workout
with all your hair on you head, well outweigh this.