Sagittarius - August 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Resist the temptation to buy a competitively priced new car this month from a local, possibly mafia controlled, garage. You will be sold a lemon but when you take it back for a full refund, which they will happily give you, you will be run over in a freak accident five minutes after leaving the building.

The term 'Fly like a butterfly' is your lucky meditation chant all month.

Avoid answering the front door in just your underpants until arrests have been made on the 28th.

 

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