Leo - August 2013 - Funny Horoscope

A long-time friend with loose morals, who throws the best parties this side of Jupiter, will give you a piece of advice that will have a surprising effect on your tea making skills this month.

Some sort of anti-social cult will throw spells at you from across the road at least forty-seven times this month as some sort of dispute escalates. You will be saved by the fact that the members of the cult are heavy alcohol users and their aim is poor.

Don't buy those oranges from that street vendor on 12th, as they are off in the middle.

 

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