Gemini - August 2013 - Funny Horoscope

You will invite a group of 11 to a dinner party at your house on the 10th but only two hours before they arrive your oven will stop working all of a sudden.

Give your guests lots to drink and send out for pizza. It will be the best dinner party you have ever thrown when looked at from the perspective of the amount of washing up afterwards.

Your main tv media player will cause confusion this month, with the remote control jumbling up all of the controls in a random fashion. There is no point in phoning the help desk as you will be openly mocked by a spotty teen in India who will not believe a word you are saying. Change the batteries and hope for the best.


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