Capricorn - August 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Avoid your movie action persona impulse to jump in to water to save a drowning man who looks uncannily like Adam Sandler, in a local lake or swimming pool after the 23rd...

...they are making a film and you will just look foolish (when the director shouts at you "Didn't you see the sign?" say "No I didn't. Where is it?" and if he can't immediately point at it, threaten to sue him to defuse the situation. Make sure you get Adam Sandler's autograph.

You will drive past a soup kitchen which has your name on the front door on 5th. Toot your horn no more than 3 times.

 

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