your movie action persona impulse to jump in to water to save a drowning man who looks uncannily like Adam Sandler, in a local lake
or swimming pool after the 23rd...
are making a film and you will just look foolish (when the director shouts at you "Didn't you see the sign?" say "No I didn't. Where is it?" and if he can't immediately point at it, threaten to sue him to defuse the situation. Make sure you get Adam Sandler's autograph.
will drive past a soup kitchen which has your name on the front door on 5th. Toot your
horn no more than 3 times.