a previous life you were a chess Grand Master. Challenge anyone nearby
to an impromptu chess match on 8th, after a few drinks. You will find yourself toying with
their backward chess playing skills for a little, like
a kitten with a ball of wool, before tearing their chess playing dreams to shreds
with your Queen and Knight using a little understood pincer manoeuvre - the exact same move you used to beat the King of Prussia with in 1878 that got you executed for being a smarty pants. Will you ever learn?
Avoid buying a new hat on 24th even though it matches