Aquarius - August 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Your application to be frozen in your local cryogenics freezer-farm has been accepted, make sure all the paperwork is signed by 23rd...

Avoid watching a rare Japanese movie, due to be screened in your area on the 21st, which is about a man who was cryogenically frozen and it all went wrong. He remained frozen until he was defrosted 5 years later following an accounting error involving a rare 'debit and credit entry in the wrong column'.

An escaped elephant will appear in your street on 15th. Do not give it peanuts as these give them explosive diarrhoea.

 

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