application to be frozen in your local cryogenics freezer-farm has been accepted,
make sure all the paperwork is signed by 23rd...
watching a rare Japanese movie, due to be screened in your area on
the 21st, which is about a man who was cryogenically frozen and it all went wrong. He remained frozen until he was defrosted 5 years
later following an accounting error involving a rare 'debit and credit entry in
the wrong column'.
escaped elephant will appear in your street on 15th. Do not give it peanuts as
these give them explosive diarrhoea.