Taurus - July 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Your ability to make things move with your mind will grow strongly this month. At first this new power will be unbeknownst to you because you can't directly see the things you are moving...

... This will flummox those around you and is being caused by the rarest conjunction ever seen in astrology and involves planets being in a particular arrangement that has never happened before in the last 100,000 years.

A rain shower after 5pm on the 8th will cause evil-laugh merriment to all those that witness it.

 

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