Cancer - July 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Minefields, shark infested waters and tea parties for the over 80's are all areas in which your luck is favourable - as long as you don't push your luck.

A complete misunderstanding involving a plate of potatoes, a miniature New York Skyscraper and a person who shouts like Alex Jones, are set to take on comedy slapstick proportions not seen since the golden age of black and white silent movies of the 1920's.

Ensure your political correctness is in check at all times, especially when buying fish from the supermarket for a Paula Deen recipe.

 

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